Being able to make yourself understood is everything in social situations – if people misunderstand your words or actions, then things can get very confusing – or hysterically funny. This is one such story.
A deaf-mute man walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms.
He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist and cannot see any condoms on the shelves. No matter how he tries to gesticulate, he just can’t make himself understood.
Frustrated, the deaf mute finally unzips his pants, places his penis on the counter and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.
The pharmacist raises his eyebrows, and seems to contemplate the situation.
He then puts down a five dollar bill, unzips his pants, places his penis on the counter as well, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket.
Exasperated, the deaf-mute begins to curse at the pharmacist wildly in sign language.
“Look,” the pharmacist says, “if you can’t afford to lose, you shouldn’t make bets.”
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