Teenagers are known to do things they’re not supposed to – and sometimes they go a bit too far, even if it starts out innocently. They often come home late, ignore homework and leave empty milk jugs in the fridge.
This can be pretty annoying for their parents since they have to nag so much, but I guess it’s unavoidable. One day they’ll have kids of their own and go through the exact same process.
One teenager knew how mad his dad would get when he’d find out that he’d misbehaved – so he formulated a plan to avoid the confrontation.
He wrote a note and left it in his room:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend Stacy, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice. However, I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, and punk clothes. Also, she is so much older than me.
But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don’t worry, Dad. I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on the kitchen table. Call when it’s safe for me to come home!
I don’t know if this story is true or not, but in any case this teenager is a genius! SHARE if you smiled!