All parents know how valuable alone time is. This couple “got in the mood”, and when they couldn’t get a babysitter, the chose an alternative method – but were shocked when the son said this!
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie was to send their 10-year-old son out on the balcony. To give him something to do, they told him it was a detective game and ordered him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,” he said.
“An ambulance just drove by.”
A few moments passed.
“Looks like the Andersons have company,” he called out.
“Matt is riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex.”
Mom and dad shot up in bed.
“How do you know that?” the startled father shouted from the bedroom.
“Their kid is standing out on the balcony too,” his son replied.
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