Bus driver yells at boy – but he wasn’t ready for his brilliant comeback

Bus driver yells at boy – but he wasn’t ready for his brilliant comeback

It’s easy to get frustrated with persistent kids when you’re not in the mood to answer a barrage of curious questions. But if you snap at them, you better be ready for them to snap back!

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits down right behind the driver. Leaning forward, he tells him matter-of-factly, “If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I’d be a calf.”

The driver starts getting mad at the kid, and tells him to keep quiet.

But after a while the boy can’t contain himself and continues, “If my dad was a dog and my mom a dog, I would be a puppy.”

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, “What if your dad was an idiot and your mom was an ass?!”

The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”

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