Her boyfriend only buys her flowers when he wants to get laid – her friend’s comment is simply gold

Her boyfriend only buys her flowers when he wants to get laid – her friend’s comment is simply gold

Misunderstandings are a natural part of life, since language often leaves a lot to interpretation. You’ve got to be able to use context and clues to figure out what other people mean – or you’ll end up like the woman in this story!

I’m usually not a fan of blonde jokes, but I came across this one earlier today and I couldn’t stop laughing, so I just had to share it with you all. If it made you smile or laugh, then press the share button to brighten a friend’s day!

 

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Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street together. They pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying a big bouquet of flowers.

The brunette sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?”

The brunette says, “Oh sure, but he always has certain ‘expectations’ after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”

The blonde asks, “Don’t you have a vase?”

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