Her boyfriend only buys her flowers when he wants to get laid – her friend’s comment is gold

Her boyfriend only buys her flowers when he wants to get laid – her friend’s comment is gold

Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street together. They pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying a big bouquet of flowers.

The brunette sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?”

The brunette says, “Oh sure, but he always has certain expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”

The blonde says, “Don’t you have a vase?”

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