One night little Johnny walks in on his parents while they are having sex. Johnny asks, “Dad, what are you doing?”
“You know how you’ve always wished for a little brother?” his dad replies, “I’m putting your brother in mom so that he can join us in nine months.”
Little Johnny is delighted to hear this, and closes the door.
A few days later, dad comes home from work, and little Johnny is on the front steps crying. Dad asks what’s wrong, and Johnny says “Remember the little brother you and mom were making the other night?”
“Yes, I do. What’s wrong?”
“Well, this morning the mailman ate him.”
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