Boastful lawyer has a terrible accident – but when the police arrives he says the unthinkable

Boastful lawyer has a terrible accident – but when the police arrives he says the unthinkable

Everyone wants material things, like a new car, a new phone or a new house. But what’s really important is your health and having meaningful relationships – something nobody told this lawyer.

A boastful lawyer had just bought a shiny new sports car, and he was eager to show it off to all his colleagues.

He parked by the side of the road and opened the driver’s side door, when all of a sudden an eighteen-wheeler truck came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with it.

“NOOO! My Jaguar, my Jaguar!” the lawyer screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.

A police officer saw the car without a door and came over to check out if the man was OK. The lawyer ran up to him yelling, “MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!”

“You’re a lawyer, aren’t you?” asked the officer.

“Yes, I am, but what does that have to do with my car?!?” the lawyer asked.

The officer replied, “HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your prestige and your possessions. You must have been holding the car door when it got hit – I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing, did you?”

The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed, “MY ROLEX!”

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