A beautiful woman is in a car crash with a man – then she gets a genius idea that cracks me up

A beautiful woman is in a car crash with a man – then she gets a genius idea that cracks me up

It’s important to be able you think on your feet in stressful situations – instead of fretting over what’s gone wrong, look at the bright side and figure out what you can do next. The woman in this story has got this down pat!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’ve made it with barely a scratch! This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man, his eyes widening at the sight of the beautiful woman, replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”

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