This man was not only courageous enough to walk up to the woman in the bar, he also had an ingenious plan – don’t try this at home!
A man was sipping on a delicious beer in bar, when he suddenly saw a woman with the most perfect breasts he’d ever seen.
He gathered his courage, walked up to her and said, “Ma’am, your breasts are amazing. I will pay you $100 if you let me bite them.”
The woman was horrified and began to walk away.
The man caught up to her and said, “Alright, I’ll pay you $1,000 to bite your breasts.”
Still horrified, the woman began to walk away again.
The man caught up to her again and said, “Fine. I’ll pay you $10,000 to bite your breasts, and not a penny more.”
The woman thought that $10,000 would be worth the trouble, so she finally agreed.
They went into a bathroom together. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing her perfect breasts. The man then began to touch, squeeze, fondle, poke, and do everything to the woman’s breasts EXCEPT bite them.
After 5 minutes the woman said, “Well, are you gonna bite them or not?!”
The man replied, “Nah, too expensive.”
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