83 year old man wants to buy Viagra – his wife has the perfect reply ready

83 year old man wants to buy Viagra – his wife has the perfect reply ready

When you’ve got something that you haven’t practiced for a while and then want to start doing it again, then you’d better prepare accordingly. The couple in this story did just that!

An 83 year old man is sitting on the couch watching the TV, when an ad for Viagra starts playing. The advertisement boasts that even elderly men can see some action between the sheets.

With an effort, the man gets up, walks to the hall and puts on his coat.

As he opens the front door, he meets his elderly wife who is just returning from shopping.

“Where are you going?” she asks.

“I’m going to see a doctor,” the man replies.

“Really? Are you not feeling well?”

“I’m feeling just fine,” says the man, “I’m going to get me some of those Viagra pills.”

The woman had been taking off her coat while speaking, but hurriedly puts it on again upon hearing the man’s reply.

“And where the hell are you going?” asks the man.

“I’m coming along to the doctor,” says the woman.

“Uh-huh, and why is that?”

“Well, if you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, then I better get a tetanus shot.”

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