Kids are amazing. They often see a lot of things that they can’t fully comprehend yet – and hearing them try to make sense of adult life can be a hoot!
7 year old William and his 5 year old brother Mason are thick as thieves and do everything together. One day on the way home from school, they challenge each other at who can run home the fastest.
The older brother William wins, with his little brother not far behind. The run makes them get home earlier than usual, and when they enter the house, they can’t seem to find their parents. Suddenly they see something strange: their parents’ bedroom door is closed. Usually, it’s always open during the day.
William walks up to the door, peers through the keyhole and gasps at what he sees. Mason pushes his big brother to the side, and notes that his parents are doing some kind of advanced stuff that seems very odd.
Neither of them have any idea what their parents – who are energetically engrossed in their adult activities – are doing.
A moment later, Mason turns to his big brother and whispers, “Oh man, this isn’t looking good for mom. What’s dad going to do now? He sent me to the shrink just for sucking my thumb!”
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