23 year old bride looks worn out at the breakfast table – her dirty explanation shocks the waiter

23 year old bride looks worn out at the breakfast table – her dirty explanation shocks the waiter

You should try not to interpret things too literally. Much of what people say means something other than what it might sound like at first – this is one such story.

A 71 year old man and his beautiful 23 year old wife are met with several raised eyebrows when they check in at a hotel and pick up the key for the honeymoon suite.

At 8 AM the next day, the elderly husband walks into the breakfast room, cheerfully whistling a tune. He sits down at a table and orders breakfast with a radiant smile.

Fifteen minutes later, his young wife staggers in on unsteady legs. She’s got bags under her eyes and her hair is pointing in all directions. The 23 year old woman looks so worn out that a waitress walks up to her and says:

Oh my lord, what’s happened? You’re a young woman, but you look like you’ve been in a fight with a wild dog!”

She replied, “That bastard tricked me. He told me that he’d been saving up for 50 years, I thought he meant CASH!”

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