Cleanliness is next to godliness, as they say. The man in this story knows this all too well!
A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says “Cheese Sandwiches $1” and then below that, another sign that reads “Handjobs $2”.
The man is surprised at the sign, but after mulling it over for a moment, he decides “Oh, what the hell.”
He looks around for the bartender, but the only other person he can see is a really attractive woman, about 19 years old, at the end of the bar.
He walks up to her and asks “Excuse me, but are you the one who gives the handjobs?”
She replies in a sexy voice, “Why yes, I am.”
To which he immediately responds, “Well go wash your hands then, I want a sandwich!”
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