It’s said that time is relative, and that could well be – there’s no doubt that keeping track of dates and times is a tricky business.
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event. There was no shortage of extremely young, beautiful models in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, ma’am,” the Sergeant Major said, “Just serious by nature.”
The young girl looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you’ve seen a lot of action.”
The Sergeant Major’s short reply was, “Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”
The young girl was tiring of trying to start up a conversation, but didn’t want to just leave the Sergeant Major who she found oddly attractive.
She said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.”
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young girl said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?”
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, “1955.”
Surprised, she said, “That long?! Well then, let me make your night better…” and the two sauntered away to a private room.
The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour.
The woman cuddled up to the army veteran afterward and said, “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1955…”
The general looked at her confused and said, “Well I sure hope not. It’s only 2130 now!”
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